Di sebuah sekolah negeri, seorang guru bertanya pada muridnya, "Siapakah Tuhan itu ?" Pertanyaan pertama ditujukan pd muridnya yg bernama Mahfud, lalu Mahfud menjawab bahwa Tuhan itu adalah hakim yang mengadili orang jahat karena bapaknya Mahfud seorang hakim. Lalu guru bertanya kepada Boyke, siapakah Tuhan? Jawab Boyke, Tuhan adalah dokter yang bisa menyembuhkan segala penyakit, karena bapaknya Boyke adalah seorang dokter.
Selanjutnya guru bertanya kepada Anthoni, siapa Tuhan? Anthoni berkata bahwa Tuhan adalah yang bisa memberikan segalanya ketika kita meminta kepadaNYA. Bapaknya Anthoni adalah konglomerat yang selalu menuruti keinginan anaknya.
Semua anak ditanya dan jawabnya adalah perspektif mereka terhadap pekerjaan bapaknya di dunia.
Tibalah giliran Ujang yang ditanya oleh guru. Guru tahu bahwa Ujang tidak semapan teman-temannya yang hidupnya berkecukupan. Kepala Ujang menunduk kebawah, tidak berani menatap gurunya. Sang guru lalu bertanya pada Ujang, siapakah Tuhan itu? Dengan suara pelan Ujang menjawab bahwa Tuhan itu adalah seorang "pemulung". Kelas menjadi ricuh & ribut dengan jawaban Ujang, bagaimana bisa Tuhan itu seperti "pemulung". Lalu guru pun bertanya, kenapa Ujang bilang kalau Tuhan itu "pemulung"?
Lalu Ujang menjawab dengan menengadahkan mukanya, Ujang berkata bahwa seorang pemulung mengambil barang-barang yang tidak berguna & mengumpulkannya, membersihkannya sehingga menjadi berguna. Bapak saya juga memungut saya dari jalanan & membawa pulang saya kerumahnya, saya diasuhnya, disekolahkan, dididiknya agar menjadi berguna. Jika bapak saya tidak mengambil saya, entah jadi apakah nasib saya sekarang dijalan. Demikianlah Tuhan menjadi seperti seorang "pemulung" yang mengambil yang tidak berguna menjadi berguna. Semua kelas terdiam dan tanpa terasa sang guru meneteskan airmata.
Lalu dipeluknya Ujang dengan erat sambil menangis terharu.
Mari kita bersama2 merenungkan kebaikan Tuhan dlm hidup kita.
Tuhan sungguh BAIK --Deo Gratias--
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1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process
Womens brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time.
Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process
Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.
2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 yeard old boy.
3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Mens brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.
4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fastly. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Mans single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.
5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Womans super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Mens brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face.
So guys, do not lie face to face.
6. PROBLEMS SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. she wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.
7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...
8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.
9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.
10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.
